gelatins:
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
buttlicked:
There are tears coming from my eyes
anything over $10 is expensive
grimelords:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
oomshi:
this is the best text post of 2013
this is the best witty reply of 2013